December 2009
14 posts
http://www.jeremyungar.com
The best.
Thanks to the duffel bags, the brown paper bags, the nike shoe box for holding all this cash.
#iaintafraidtosay that @bransonreese picked on me when I was younger. I am afraid to say that this was two weeks ago.
Stay gold, ponyboy, stay gold.
Someone cut the last page out of every book i own. #damnyoubransonreese
Someone bought all the velcro shoes in my size at every shoe store in the city of Los Angeles. #damnyoubransonreese
This guy named Zordon asked me to save the world. But when we got to his ‘command center’ it was just a basement. #ithoughtdestinywascalling
some prankster tied my shoelaces together so I’ve been tripping all day. #damnyoubransonreese
I dont know what shocked me more, that @barackobama is on twitter or that @aplusk has about a million more followers.
I take a cup and then I put it on my head and I just stand there being freaky with a cup on my head.